#THINKIN THINGS 1 WALKTHROUGH PC#

You know your Spider-Man game is bad when even the king of camp can’t elevate it for even a single second. The biggest shame of all is Bruce Campbell had to narrate the tutorial for this game on top of the other Sam Raimi Spider-Man tie-in games. To remember just how terrible this game is.

#THINKIN THINGS 1 WALKTHROUGH PC#

Spider-Man 2 for PC is such a bad Spider-Man game that the collective consciousness of the universe has tried to forget it exists.

There’s also next to no open world to speak of. It’s as though the developers of the PC version wanted to make the entire game so playable that a toddler could do it. The gameplay is an absolute joke that barely uses more than six buttons total – four of those being the movement keys!Įverything else is context-sensitive. Sure, you can jump around in 3D, but there are no combos or intuitive webswinging. Spider-Man 2 for PC is less an action game, and more a point’n’click adventure. There are objectively less functional Spider-Man games, but none are as cruel as Activision’s obsession for a few years of ensuring every PC ‘port’ of a tie-in game was a separate game entirely. Forget everything you think you know about bad Spider-Man content because this abomination is the furthest into the depths we can possibly go. It’s duller than sitting through Morbius. Spider-Man 2 for PC is worse than an hour-long montage of Toby Maguire’s dancing. We’ll get to the good one much later, but to start things off, let me introduce you to the inexplicable suffering unleashed upon children who only had a PC in the mid-2000s. A game that, mind you, has almost nothing to do with the console version. Whereas Activision, in their infinite “wisdom” decided that PC players should have an entirely separate game.

Now, I know what you’re thinking – Spider-Man 2 was a great game! Yes, yes it was… if you had a console.

Thinkin things 1 walkthrough